thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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