Jerry, you need to find god
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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