Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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