check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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