'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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