none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
vagina is talking i cant
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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