I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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