The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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