Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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