please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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