i can't believe i had my finger in that
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
