I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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