is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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