Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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