There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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