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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You took a bar mat shot.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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