I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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