I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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