Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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