Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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