I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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