The maid of honor just puked.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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