y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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