He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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