he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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