I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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