i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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