Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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