This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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