I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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