office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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