we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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