Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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