Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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