She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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