It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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