going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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