btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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