Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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