OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She bit a glass in half.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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