how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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