Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Terrible idea I love it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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