she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I looked at my own cervix.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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