I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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