I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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