you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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