Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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