yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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