windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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