it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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