Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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