I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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