Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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