i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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