He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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